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Archive for October, 2007

Creation of Small, Simple Objects

Creation of Small, Simple Objects

Today I tried to make a diamond. I tried to make it both out of nothing and with a piece of wadded up paper. I couldn’t do it, sadly. So these things go right? The tests are going to get harder soon; I’ll need to try to control massive amounts of people somehow and whatnot. Wish me luck on such endeavours.

In other news, the dentist said to brush my teeth and avoid drill happy dentists. Awesome?

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  • Transforming into a Cat

    Transform to Cat

    Today I tried to morph into a cat. No luck! I think I need one of those cubes that they had in the Animorphs… If that were the case I would also need a cat. And a friend named Ax maybe? Who knows?! Not me!

    Now I have to leave to go to the dentist. What a bummer right? I think it’s because of all the acid that I had when I was in Honduras. See you space cowboy…

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  • Controlling dor Creating Wind

    Controlling/Creating Wind

    Today I tried to create or control wind. No luck at all actually. I attempted say wind, making windy noises, and making various appropriate gestures. Nice try I guess?

    In other news, yesterday I learned that you really should cut away from yourself. I chopped my finger pretty badly with my recently sharpened kershaw. Also: I did a presentation on Go today and I think it went well. Two people spoke to me after the presentation and one of them asked if we could play together some time. Exciting!

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